A Fresh Start

Being an honoured Guest blogger and as “mini Em³” (as the rumour suggests) is sleeping, I thought I would offer some words of wisdom confusion….

After dropping Em³ off at the heli-pad on Sunday, that wisked him off to his secret Fish surveylance mission in Norway (shhhh…), I felt empty, withdrawn and concerned.  No not because of the dangerous mission that Em³ was undertaking in Norway, but the fact he had reminded me that I had to take my seat back at the evil overlords headquarters the next morning, after a relaxing week off!

All was not lost though, as no sooner was Em³’s seat getting cold from it`s missing resident, did a very very attractive young lady pertch herself on his seat for the day and maybe for the next two weeks!  And no, this is not just a clever way to make sure Em³ comes back to work – although it may work!

Talking of Em³’s chair in the office, someone (I will call them “Knob” for obvious reasons in a moment) asked me…

“Is the strange pillow shaped gizmo strapped to the back of this chair for piles?”

I replied rather bluntly…

“Sit on it and find out”

They took that reply rather badly.

I must add it wasn`t at Em³’s desk at the time so not a personal insult to our master blogger.  And no, if you saw it, it is clearly for the odd dodgy back complaint and not a bunch of bum grapes.

On another thought - as guest bloggers does this give us the “power” to set tricky Em³ style quizzes/questions and offer “super” prizes.  Not the kind of “super” prizes of the “blankety Blank - cheque book and pen” variety (that would be too much) but Em³ type prizes that the poor chap will have to stump up for on his return! 

No doubt Em³ has drafted a clause here somewhere in the small print of these electronic pages…..!  I`ll think of some tricky questions if you all think about what prizes you would like!  Get the feeling I might not be a guest blogger for long!