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There I was, waiting for my order, when in lumbered the Missing Link.
Five foot ten, build like a brick outhouse. He stared at the board showing the wide range of pizzas on offer.
“Yes?” asked the pleasant chap behind the counter.
Missing Link - his waistband somewhere around his knees but, thankfully, wearing a long football […]
All has become clear
Those emails welcoming me to various artophilic websites and newsgroups that I’d dismissed as spam.
The emails referring to chats with people I’ve never met.
The creep of my credit card towards its limit in spite of my not using it.
All became painfully clear when I returned home earlier than expected this afternoon.
