Archive for April 26th, 2006

Oops

Em³ posted this on April 26th, 2006 @ 6:13 pm in Stuff. No comments.

My loaf was mouldy, necessitating a trip to the local shop.
As I stood in line, a slim young lady was bending over the counter (signing a cheque, I think). I idly admired the view - on purely aesthetic grounds - as I waited.
The young lady completed her transaction and turned around. Bugger me, […]

*shudder*

Em³ posted this on April 26th, 2006 @ 4:09 pm in Suggest-o-thon. 1 comment.

As part of the recent suggest-o-thon, even-star proffered:
Maybe post one thing you learned from tv or the internet that day but wished you hadn’t
The mental image of a sweaty John Prescott MP getting jiggy wid it.
I need to lie down.

Say it ain’t so

Em³ posted this on April 26th, 2006 @ 3:53 pm in Stuff. No comments.

“Right, I’m off.”
“What about the four o’clock meeting?”
“I’ve cancelled it. Can’t be arsed with it all today, so I’ll see you tomorrow for the clean-up day.”
“That’s Friday.”
“Yes.”
“The clean up day’s on Friday.”
“Yes, I know.”
“Tomorrow’s Thursday.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, quite sure.”
“You mean it’s only Wednesday?”
“Yes, all day1.”
“In that case, this week’s been even worse than I’d […]