Archive for April 25th, 2006

Busted

As I reached the checkout at the supermarket tonight a young lady (tall and blonde, if you’re interested) was having difficulties with the checkout operator (who appeared to be a hobbit).
The young lady had a couple of bottles of wine in her trolley yet had neglected to carry any form of age-confirming ID.
By the time […]

Things are looking up

Stubby’s back from her hols, everybody!
After having two and a half weeks Em3-free, she may even have warmed to the idea of a date. Knowing my luck, however, she was swept off her feet by some evil1 lothario and is about to sell up and fly out to a new life in south-east Asia.
I’ll […]