Klutz
You know it’s not going to be a good day when - before 9am - you’ve managed to miss your mouth when taking a gulp of coffee.
A big gulp.
All over my t-shirt.
Nobody believed that it was a fashion statement and this is how all the Hep Kids are wearing their shirts these days (daddy-o).
However, things didn’t go too badly after this. Stubby’s not yet got back together with A_____ (although she’s still avoiding the dreadful alternative of an Em3 in her life as far as possible). In fact, we were at her desk - discussing work, I hasten to add - when I noticed she keep a To Do List pad with all her outstanding tasks.
“So,” I asked nonchalently, “do you find that keeping a To Do List works for you?”
“Oh yes.”
“And you get everything crossed off?”
“Eventually.”
“Right.” I grabbed a pen and added ‘Date with Em3′ to the list. Heh. I never realised it’d be that easy …
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'im says:
Added on March 24th, 2006 at 6:55 pm….blame it on the delayed effects of sinusitis, its affected your co-ordination, and you obviously need a young lady to take your arm and guide you from one place to another!
Peacechick Mary says:
Added on March 24th, 2006 at 9:39 pmHope your date goes better than the coffee, although it would be memorable. Have fun!
Daisy says:
Added on March 24th, 2006 at 10:27 pmNoooo! 10/10 for inventiveness and cheek!
Em3: but 0/10 for actually getting a date, I fear.
Clare says:
Added on March 26th, 2006 at 11:07 pmOh God, I do that aiming-for-the-mouth-and-missing thing all the time. I sometimes aim for the floor and miss, too. Sadly it doesn’t result in me flying. Even though Douglas Adams promised it would, the bastard.