Archive for February 23rd, 2006

Hiring a hitman

Em³ posted this on February 23rd, 2006 @ 9:04 pm in Stuff. 5 comments.

Nigel was chatting to Tall Andy when I returned to my desk after the flirtathon.
“How much does it cost to hire a hit man?”, he asked, clearly harrassed by someone or other.
“Under £1,000.” I replied, quickly.
He was surprised at the speed of my reply.
“Of course I’m assuming you want someone eliminated. Just roughing someone […]

Fifteen Minutes Of Fame

Em³ posted this on February 23rd, 2006 @ 8:03 pm in Stuff. 1 comment.

Blame Daisy - it was her idea.
You know, I think you need a who’s who of characters and commenters - smittee, the bishop, grumpy bloke etc. - might be fun to take the mick too
she wrote.
Well, there’s already the Cast of Characters page, of course, but nothing for all my lovely, lovely regulars. […]

Forgiven

Em³ posted this on February 23rd, 2006 @ 7:01 pm in Stuff. 2 comments.

I am forgiven. Very much so, in fact.
We spent most of the afternoon together - working on a slow, slow spreadsheet. As it took 20 minutes to refresh each time I had to change a formula this gave us plenty of time to chat and for me to subtly pump Stubby for information.
We both have […]