Conversations with Stubby
“You know, I didn’t recognise you when I saw you on Monday.”
“What, you thought to yourself: ‘Mmm … who’s that hunk?‘?”
“Yes”
“You need glasses.”
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“You look really different without that beard.”
“Does it take years off me?”
“Yes, now you look 18.”
“What, so now I’m too young for you?”
“Yep, life’s a bitch, isn’t it?”
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