Archive for December 31st, 2005

It’s 1705 AD …

… and the Fatmanic Empire has achieved world domination.
Admittedly it was only the tutorial, we were only up against Gandhi (and had been given quite a head start) but I was rather chuffed to have achieved this with shedding any blood (except for a pride of lions dispatched at the very outset as the combat […]

Oops … but wait!

… there’s a patch!
Woo hoo!!!
See you all in a week’s time - Fatmania won’t grow itself, don’t you know.

Double Oops

Bugger - My graphics card is not fully compatible with Civ4.

The game loads and, oddly enough, the ‘overlay’ items display perfectly but there’s just no background image.
Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger.

Set up!

I was set up on a “blind chat” by Woman who, soon after initiating the threesome, disappeared off to bed. What a naughty minx she is.
This left me chatting to an unfortunate but charming young lady … for quite a while - just look at the time! Luckily for her, she’s on the […]