Archive for November 30th, 2005

Bonus Quiz Time

Em³ posted this on November 30th, 2005 @ 6:01 pm in Stuff. 1 comment.

Sir/Madam,
Your case file has been shown to the essential commissions, and upon careful reflection, we are able to submit to you the consequent opening offer.
Based upon careful reflection you make the grade to acquire a handsome earnings on your initial property investment.
By completing the consequent attached form in a timely manner we will be able […]

Prevarication

Em³ posted this on November 30th, 2005 @ 4:05 pm in Stuff. 1 comment.

I should be working but have, instead, been updating my alter ego pics via the St Andrews University Face Transformer. Hours of fun for all the family.

Re-assembled

Em³ posted this on November 30th, 2005 @ 3:08 pm in Stuff. No comments.

Well, my jaw’s been reassembled. I arrived bang on time (though why I still bother is beyond me). I’m greeted by name by one of the Cleavage Sisters even though my date isn’t in their system - a nice personal touch. I wonder whether this means I get to come to their Christmas […]

Bring-bring, bring-bring

Em³ posted this on November 30th, 2005 @ 9:20 am in Stuff. 2 comments.

“Hello?”
“Hello, this is Tizzy from the XYZ Dental Practice.”
“Ah, the lovely Tizzy.”
“Em³?”
“Yes.”
“I understand you have to come and see us.”
“Yes, I was missing you. I know I’m due to see you on Saturday but I couldn’t wait that long.”
“I could give you my personal number, then you wouldn’t have to bother Boss Lady at […]