Archive for October 27th, 2005

Warning: Alpen™ can seriously damage your teeth.

That’s a tough nut, I thought as I chomped on a bowl of cereal before retiring to bed.
Gosh, it’s very hard. It’s almost as if it’s not the cereal at all.
Oh dear.
A bowl of bloody cereal, for goodness sake. I know Alpen™’s got nuts in it, but even so there’s no way it […]

I’ve been plagiarised!

Why on earth would anyone choose this post to plagiarise here?
It doesn’t even make any sense being (re)posted on a Saturday. Oh, ok. Even less sense then.

Voices

A text from Anni complaining she’s bored.
Bored? Bored?! She’s about1 to jet off halfway around the globe for the holiday of a lifetime and she’s complaining she’s bored of waiting at the airport? Pah!
We chatted for a while until I sent her off to torment the shop assistants in the duty-free Dixons, […]