Warning: Alpen can seriously damage your teeth.
That’s a tough nut, I thought as I chomped on a bowl of cereal before retiring to bed.
Gosh, it’s very hard. It’s almost as if it’s not the cereal at all.
Oh dear.
A bowl of bloody cereal, for goodness sake. I know Alpen’s got nuts in it, but even so there’s no way it […]
I’ve been plagiarised!
Why on earth would anyone choose this post to plagiarise here?
It doesn’t even make any sense being (re)posted on a Saturday. Oh, ok. Even less sense then.
Voices
A text from Anni complaining she’s bored.
Bored? Bored?! She’s about1 to jet off halfway around the globe for the holiday of a lifetime and she’s complaining she’s bored of waiting at the airport? Pah!
We chatted for a while until I sent her off to torment the shop assistants in the duty-free Dixons, […]
